Dimitri the Russian Hyper Fag

Dimitri is an ex-Russian track star who is pretty fast, pretty gay, pretty-looking and all Hyperphagic.

We have no super powers here, nothing ridiculously special beyond the power to gorge and run and run and run until he pukes.

Dimitri: "I've always loved to run and I've always tried to stay skinny. Well, skinny enough to fit in these jeans. They are so-cool. Throwing up after working out is my way of knowing when I'm finished working out."